bodegaowner:

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

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szuddenly:

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

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villains-r-us:

wakes up: tired

mid day: tired

afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight

evening: normal

middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!

(via confirmance)

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uryyybel:

Tumblr headquarters on Dec. 17th

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difficult:

“You make lists in your head about what you want in a lover, like brown hair and a sweet voice. A sharp mind and a soft heart, a sense of humor that actually makes you laugh like you mean it. This and that. And it’s all bullshit. Because people aren’t lists. And I’ve always wanted to be the person who made someone realize that. I want to come across someone with a list in their head that is nothing like the person I am, and I want to show them what they didn’t even know they were looking for. People who think they know what they want are fooling themselves. Nobody really knows what they want. Not until it’s right in front of them.”

— Anonymous (via suspend)

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justnoodlefishthings:

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

(via americasgoddess)

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life-of-a-wilderness-explorer:

I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head

(via alexander)

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